A Toilet Inspiration!

Science and technology has been enabling human inventions meant for incessantly making life better for mankind. Yet there remains perpetually unresolved riddles which keep us yearning for the magical solutions to come, like the cure for cancer or AIDS or any other incurable diseases, even including hair loss and impotence.

But if we are less ambitious than tempted to fight nature, and just focus on improving the convenience in ones daily life, or eliminating undesirable but inevitable routines, how about coming up with some clever device to seamlessly, hygienically and thoroughly wipe and/or clean ass after every excretion - covering also the disposal or any replacement mechanism - all to be comfortably and efficiently fulfilled at the simple click or touch of a sensor or button or something, therefore, saving time, toilet papers, water and avoiding filth, revulsion and frustration. How nice!